So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Randomize
