Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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i think i just lost a toe
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize