You just made me feel so damn special
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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