I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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