Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
you never un-have a 4some
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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