I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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