oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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