I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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