WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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