I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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