Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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