It's like God shit irony all over that family
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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