I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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