it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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