If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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