You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
They have beer where we have blood.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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