marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i am craving dick and cupcakes
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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