Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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