Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Sponge bath it is.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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