im six kinds of drunk right now
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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