I got chris browned last night
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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