Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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