I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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