Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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