Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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