so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he was CRYING into my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize