After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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