forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
