I'm really into asian looking animals
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Even my vagina gasped.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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