Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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