I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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