Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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