Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
