Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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