Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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