Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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