Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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