hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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