yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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