did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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