Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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