after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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