She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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