I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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