Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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