She said her name was "party"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
