Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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