who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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