My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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