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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.

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(571): I seriously fake cumming more than i poop. http://tfl.nu/kwns

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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.

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(609): You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics. http://tfl.nu/ug0s

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(404): View more from Georgia

he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?

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(404): he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again? http://tfl.nu/cny9

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(858): View more from California

I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.

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(858): I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way. http://tfl.nu/w85x

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(509): View more from Washington

Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.

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(509): Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that. http://tfl.nu/jsxj

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(480): View more from Arizona

I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours

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(480): I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours http://tfl.nu/lbg0

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(702): View more from Nevada

we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.

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(702): we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey. http://tfl.nu/4jcm

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(419): View more from Ohio

its not a party unless mikie exposes himself

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(419): its not a party unless mikie exposes himself http://tfl.nu/ozsv

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.

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(832): No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good. http://tfl.nu/yaqd

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(563): View more from Iowa

I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.

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(563): I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan. http://tfl.nu/gr04

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(713): View more from Texas

I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece

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(713): I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece http://tfl.nu/wzfc

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(415): View more from California

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT

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I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.

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I effort

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(415): I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT (707): I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT. (415): I effort http://tfl.nu/ft8e

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.

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(570): I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies. http://tfl.nu/z52h

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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.

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(775): This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door. http://tfl.nu/tqwh

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.

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(508): Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery. http://tfl.nu/69lt

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