Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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