How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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