I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
