Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
