what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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